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Apr. 17th, 2004

08:47 pm

God DAMN It. i hate boys. why do i want boys. why. dAMN YOU BOYS. i wanna kissem. buy i've got a boy. but i want a boy. boys. I HATE BOYS. GOD DAMN IT.

Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated

06:49 pm - tip

The bottom of the scrotum -- y'know, my ball sac-- is the most sensitive part on my body. Stroke it. Cuddle it. Cradle it. Love it.

Apr. 16th, 2004

11:49 pm - god damn sleeping

so i have tried to give jayson head like five times one or the other of these things has happened....he has roled over, woke up, i fell asleep, shellies been at home, god i really want to he a orgasim i didn't spell that shit right god anyways yep . that is it the pope is a horny bitch

01:41 am - just a little bleeeeeding up date

so the lady is choking she is bleeding it is a good thing me and jayson didn't have sex the other day because i would be extra well you know .... fuckin i wish

Apr. 9th, 2004

10:04 am - have you ever?

have you ever had sex standing up ...? let me tell you all a sex story it happened in shellies bathroom jayson went in to blow his nose how fun right and i scampered in right behind him .. waited till he was done blowing his nose then turned off the light (for dramatic effect). we started to make out in the dark i had him up against the wall. some how he shifted and i was pegged in a corner. it was then we started to undress i am not sure who did what or how but it happened . we are now naked from the waste down. i am much to short for this to work normally and neither one of us is willing to get on the floor so by the grace of god i rise to the right level.. i am now clinging to him like a baby gorilla to her mother... it was prefect this was the one time i was completely turned on it was nothing but spontaneous neither one of us expected this to happen.. so i am now (clinging to him like a baby gorilla to her mother )..(as said ealier).. it lasted no more than five min. but five min. that were not a waste there was no cookie but it was pure beauty. when it stopped we were both in a moment of shock or disbelieve then we clothed and walked out as if nothing had happened. i have yet to have another moment like this .. don't get me wrong we have had good really good sex sense but nothing so surprising .. i can only hope and pray that before he leaves we have at least one more it was the most fun i have had in a long time.

09:59 am - losing count

so the count is up to like 15 something i don't even know we were on a roll there for a little while going three times a day untill today i know the day is young but i am not going to see him till like 9 ish later tonight that doen't leave much time i don't knoe what i am going to do the lady must have her love at lest once a day...

Current Mood: crankycranky

Apr. 4th, 2004

03:42 pm - six times

we hve done it six times i still an't had mine

03:41 pm

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Apr. 2nd, 2004

11:47 am

so i have a tale to tell.

a few weeks ago, i was in the middle of a conversation that made me realize that having sex outside of a serious relationship is a bad thing to do. so i made a promise to myself that i was not going to have sex with anyone that i was not dating ever again. but alas, yesterday, i hung out with mr. micah root. now, for those of you who do not know, mr. micah root is the only person that has ever been able to give me my cookie(ohh i miss andres), which would be a code word for ORGASM. now, i was doing alright the last couple times i hung out with him, but this time it was not going good. Jayson was inside my house asleep, so me and micah were sitting outside on the couch. it was cold, so we were all bundled up in a blankie. now, he got on the phone with andres. i don't know what it is you see, my friends, i have this sickness. i cannot stsnd it for micah to be on the phone. so....i do things....to him.... to distract him from his conversation. i have been doing this to him for over 2 years now. and last night was no different. so....i was touching some things, and mr. tally ho (code for BONER) came out to have a chat. and well, he just wouldnt get off the phone! so i was forced to slyly pull down both of our pants and then.... well.....we had sex on the couch on my front porch under a blanket. it was the most exciting sex i have ever had. it was damn good, and i do not regret it.

and well, it might just be my optimistic tendencies, but i swear it made a difference. i really, really, really, really, want to get back together with micah. and i really, really, really, really hate the fact that my best friend does not like him. but well, hopefully things will all work out. until next time....

~sammantha maxx, your local slut.

P.S.- the lady and the thighs around the lady are quite sore today. but none the less, totally worth it.

Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: paula abdul- straight up now tell me

09:59 am - sex

i hate it, jayson and i had sex again yesterday before i went to work and holy hell all day long i could not sit down i was in such pain.it felt as thought my lady parts were going to fall out and die.the lady was in pain. i hope it happens again .... what did i just say?????

Current Mood: flirtyflirty

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